Sometimes I forget normal people do things on Friday night. I literally do nothing. I’m not even watching TV. I’m literally sitting on Tumblr.
I actually wish I had wine!
Posts tagged words.
- me: -trying to sleep-
- brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
- brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
- brain: no one will ever love you.
- brain: you have to pee.
1 year ago on April 14, 2012 at 01:51am
I'm a Holiday Virgin. ›
Never had a New Year’s Kiss.
Never had a Valentine Kiss.
Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day.
Never had a Valentine.
Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
Never been taken out during Christmas.
what a funny blog
(via tumblegags)
- me: I should go shower now
- (five minutes later)
- (another five minutes later)
- (yet another five minutes later)
- (more five minute intervals)
- someone: (goes into the bathroom)
- me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
3 years ago on January 08, 2010 at 05:00pm
3 years ago on December 24, 2009 at 04:57pm
3 years ago on December 23, 2009 at 09:18pm
