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me:-trying to sleep-
brain:lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain:oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain:no one will ever love you.
brain:you have to pee.
— 2 years ago with 66798 notes
#words 
I'm a Holiday Virgin. →

wowfunniestposts:

Never had a New Year’s Kiss.
Never had a Valentine Kiss.
Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day.
Never had a Valentine.
Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
Never been taken out during Christmas.

what a funny blog

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— 2 years ago with 175436 notes
#words 
me:I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone:(goes into the bathroom)
me:wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
— 2 years ago with 487544 notes
#mix  #words